In My Zosan Brainrot Era

never let life get in the way of you fixating on some weird little freak

you have to prioritize what matters.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win