yer babey

Just found out that my kink is being adored

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

All the people in the notes saying they would deliberately fuck there as if they somehow don’t recognize exactly the kind of habitat where 1000 ticks will find their way into every crevice of your human flesh

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

there used to be a time where if you asked an american for "a blowie" they wouldn't give a fuck because they found your australian accent so irresistable. but now they have to question fucking everything. "why is a blowjob called a blowie". "why is a picture of yourself called a selfie". "why is a barbecue called a barbie" like these arent the most dumb fucking questions imaginable. VAMOOSE

I wish more white people - and white women especially - would get over their white fragility and truly understand how words and actions like these do more harm than good to women of color. They need to stop making everything about themselves and catering to other whites women like women of color don’t exist.

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too