eatin eggs for breakfast

The one and only time I posted something negative about Taylor Swift, I got more anon hate than I have collectively gotten from TERFs in two years of this blog existing

hits your cervix with my car

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

our virtuous adhd influenced rsd vs their nefarious bpd influenced irrational fear of abandonment

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*

the thing is that everyone does actually want the skill set that comes with a humanities degree but a) they refuse to acknowledge that actual WORK goes into acquiring those skills and b) they want to do it all without actually reading a book

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

sitting outside saw a dude in a dark blue jacket and black pants jog past my house nd a few minutes later a woman wearing the same exact outfit and same hair color comes back from that direction jogging past again #trasngener ?

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.