for the world is hollow and I have touched the sky

The thing about Star Trek is... Spock's gay.

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

i don’t consider ben affleck and matt damon rpf that shit is happening

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

we need to ban authors from writing stories about authors. it needs to end. we need to do something about this as a society. call your senator.

Stephen King’s Fujo

Worry about it kitten

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha