rien de rien

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

An au where in 2014 during the post Olympics ghosting Shane makes a wish that Ilya forgets that they ever hooked up. It comes true. Unfortunately that means at the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya is no longer ignoring Shane but is putting all his energy into attempting to hook up with Shane for the "first" time.

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

oooh i'm roman sadovsky and i'm in japan living my best life with my cute girlfriend ooh and i know what yuzuru hanyu's waist feels like and i'm retiring, girl fuck you

No little (Swiss)-German boy! Don’t let your pervy captains take you home from the rink 😟

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.