rien de rien

Not to be that guy but I don’t love the like post draft media / photo shoot stuff for players being them pretending to put on makeup for most of them

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

An au where in 2014 during the post Olympics ghosting Shane makes a wish that Ilya forgets that they ever hooked up. It comes true. Unfortunately that means at the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya is no longer ignoring Shane but is putting all his energy into attempting to hook up with Shane for the "first" time.

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

oooh i'm roman sadovsky and i'm in japan living my best life with my cute girlfriend ooh and i know what yuzuru hanyu's waist feels like and i'm retiring, girl fuck you