rien de rien

always feel so tender about shane's asg 2011 "yeah. i mean, i had fun but i didn't get drunk." he did have fun. a bunch of stars took the rookie out and ribbed him lightly and talked a little shop. he didn't get drunk but maybe he had one beer, passed over to him with a conspiratorial wink. big hockey players crammed into a booth, shoulders knocking, waves of laughter at meaningless stupid shit. someone slings an arm over shane's shoulder and he feels warm -- from the beer, probably. he's gonna see rozanov tomorrow. he's gonna beat him. maybe they'll--

“No compelling justification” for a woman to not let in someone without identifying themselves and outside of the agreed upon times!

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

when auston magatthews gets traded to vegas and the last american captain of a canadian nhl team is vanquished the portal will close and a canadian team will win the stanley cup for the first time since 1993