the ego has landed

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"