The Definition of Pointless.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

tumblr staff, watching the userbase celebrate its beloved annual festival of frenzied stabbing: they seem like they’ll be cool with us unilaterally changing the way the site works without consultation or warning tomorrow :)

if you make a UI change so bad that you accidentally ddos yourself via support ticket and negative reply activity load is that good

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

I have been crowned Offical Real Julius Caesar, as i am the real julius caesar and will give my senate speech in a few short days!

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

advice that has literally saved and improved my life