Splash Zone

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

World Heritage Post

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*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

World Heritage Post

just hit 18 followers AMA

Why did you hit them thats so mean :(

I am trying to kill them

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

“Just steal some animals, you stupid asshole.”

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

THERE’S A SHINY

The fur, the ears, the electricity coming off the shiny’s tail, the expression on the one up front and how perfectly it lends to the electricity coming off its cheeks… this is gorgeous.

No one can hide from my sight

Tactical visor activated