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thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

[ID: a cropped screenshot of a TikTok. it shows a grassy field surrounded by trees, and the sun is positioned at the top of the tree line. text over it reads, "Might fuck around and let people be wrong about me instead of over explaining myself". End ID]

bro come download files and documents with me

Dont you love seeing redditors on objectively not the correct website to be talking like that. Come here boy you'll do numbers

@ferrocyan

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!