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noah-wyles

this is how argentina's legacy ends not with a whimper but with a big loud funny bang

#the proper and correct football #world cup 2026 #sportsball

teaboot

The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

deafmangoes

I wish I could remember the source, but I once read a sociologist's take that the Victorian era was a complete abberation of human development. It was uniquely weird, never existed before, will likely never exist again.

I wonder how much of that was on the back of the industrial revolution. Maybe humanity had a similar "weird" moment in the Fertile Crescent when we figured out farming.

But yeah. Victorians were an odd bunch. Delightfully contradictory.

teaboot

I feel like the wild combination of Suddenly Having So Much New Technology We Barely Understand and Suddenly Using So Much New Technology We Barely Understand *May* have resulted in such new and novel situations as:

The baby will stop crying if I give it cocaine

My entire face is covered in arsenic

How Wonderful That I Can Buy Guns And Heroin At The Same Store! I Certainly Hope My Lead Poisoning Does Not Lead To Bouts Of Distemper And Irrational Thinking

There Are Bare Electrified Wires Running Through My House And My Technicolor Dress Is Highly Combustible, Which I Do Not Know Yet

My son, Lead Poisoning Georg,, shall someday inherit my gun powder and lead paint empire,,

NEW! Magical Miracle Substance! Asbestos! WILL NOT catch fire! CANNOT catch fire! YOU WILL NOT die! (From fire)

Impress Your Guests And In-Laws With The Tastiest Bright White Bread Chalk And Wood Shavings Can Produce

NEW! Baby feeding bottles! NEW! Glass baby feeding bottles! How do you clean them??? That isn't important stop asking questions. NEW!

If Heroin And Lead And Cocaine And Arsenic And Typhoid And Tuberculosis And Radiation And Ungrounded Wires And Lead And Chalk And Arsenic And Working In The Coal Mine Are Bad For Me, Then How Am I Moving So Fuckingn Fast

freewingthefree

@teaboot this maybe applies to modern times as well

Surely 500mg of caffeine will be good for me and help me function

The torment nexus glowing rectangle must be engaged with at all times

Look at all the profit to be made! This will surely grow forever.

Ignore the crowd begging for rational behavior, you dont want FOMO do you?

Money Georg, who has all the money in the world, is surely going to fix things

Wildly increased access to knowledge of things will not result in any cultural changes or upending of power structures

What do you mean there is a revolution in XYZ

Buy vapes! Use Ozempic! These novel things will have no negative health effects and will not be wildly popularized to the point of causing health crises

What do you mean the climate change we've been warned about for 60 years is real. I thought that was a torment nexus delusion

teaboot

^^^^^^^^

(I am aware I had a few historical points wrong there) but YES

I feel like that's *exactly* why new technology and ideas in younger generations always seems so scary while our present, boring technology seems so safe

we don't know the long term effects of ANY of it yet, but whatever bad things our parents raised US with, at the very least we aren't dead! Who KNOWS how this newfangled whatchamacallit might kill us.

NOW! To consume this bag of plastic particulate my parents gave me and assured me was fine and has not yet killed me

cutecipher

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

rickybabyboy

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

rickybabyboy

finally a real expert

byjove

one day I’ll try to enter the UK and I’ll get flagged in the airport and the MI6 agent that has been watching me will take me into a small back room and make me read all the posts I’ve made calling for the destruction of the royal family and calling for Irish reunification and Welsh, Scottish, Manx and Cornish independence and also the ones where I say things like “what did English people drink before tea got there? hot piss?” and “weird that parliament just banned cousin marriage when they’ve been doing it for centuries” and “why are British men ruddy all the time? why do you look sunburned when there is no sun in your country?”

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sabertoothwalrus

sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

catboycommunist

evergreen

asteronomical

eridian students: savior grace! what is savior rocky to you?

grace: he's the reason i wake up every morning :)

eridian students: aww!

[earlier]

rocky, banging on grace's door: GRACE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW

captain-price-returns

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

teaboot

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

throathole

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

throathole

Destruction. Annihilation, even

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konoko

cognitohazardous

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

vaporwavecorp

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

dragon-in-a-fez

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

silvermoon424

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

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robogrind

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

hotterthanhades

every wikipedia editor in america right now

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