i rode the light of the stars to you

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

Day 1 final fantasy let's make a stupid guy and kill some ladybugs day 150 final fantasy psychosexual nightmare blunt rotation dinner date with Zenos and his gay little scheming eunuch

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

everyone in this game is a one-trick pony. elidibus just LOVES graverobbing and possessing corpses. emet-selch made one imperial nation with the goal of sowing discontent and increasing the rate of primal summoning and went "wow, that worked really well actually, let's just do that exact same thing again". urianger lied to his friends so well that the exarch was like "actually, could you do that again, please? you're really good at it :)". graha tia's first plan in any tough situation is killing himself