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Pugilist / Monk (Good with their hands! [Low hanging fruit, Void] Fuck off!)

Lancer / Dragoon (I mean they can pole dance, right?)

Rogue / Ninja (Good with their...uhh...fingers?)

Samurai (You take off their kimono and find a SECOND kimono underneath)

Reaper (I dunno imagine the sex in their avatar state)

Viper (DUAL WIELDING! [Void what does that even imply?])

Archer / Bard (I roll seduce on the dragon...)

Machinist (Rough calloused hands from gonne blastin')

Dancer (Dancer in the streets and...dancer in the sheets?)

WhateverthenewrangedisImmacallitSteve (Don't diss STEVE!)

Thaumaturge / Black Mage (I mean they're good at drawing and blasting)

Arcanist / Summoner (Monster fucker adjacent)

Red Mage (Watch them get in close and then flip out of the bed room)

Pictomancer (Paint you like one of those Ishgardian lasses)

Blue Mage (They can literally learn your favorite positions)

Beastmaster (They can uhh...*googles* What the fuck is pet play?)

Carpenter (Their guildmaster is Master Beatin Mainrocquet COME ON!)

Blacksmith (Well worn hands)

Armorer (Well worn...also hands)

Goldsmith (Eye for detail)

Leatherworker (...I mean...the joke write itself)

Weaver (...Again)

Alchemist (FULL SEXY ALCHEMIST!)

Culinarian (They...know...how to...eat???)