Life. Ya know?

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

I love the way Danny is the most curious and Dan is simultaneously guarding Dani AND hiding behind everybody. Like, Danny and Dani have their tails wrapped around Constantine's legs, and that's really cute, but Dan isn't wrapped around anyone like that (well, he's holding Dani, but his body language is very "I'm going to take the baby and run if you fuckers try ANYTHING").

You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Thx for the last one <3