Intro
Back from the future to tell anyone who wants to know how badly they are screwed. Or not. Or ask whatever’s on your mind.
Here’s a quick FAQ;
Yes, I really was raised in the 38th century. But now I’m back in the present trying to save the world.
Yes, I do still time travel, but no, it’s not my mutant power - it’s telekinesis and telepathy.
No, my metal arm isn’t a prosthetic, it’s a part of me. It has bones, muscle and blood vessels. If you cut it off, I would feel horrible pain and I would bleed, but I would be able to reattach it.
No, my glowing eye isn’t my robot eye. It glows when I use my mutant powers, which again, are telekinesis and telepathy.
Yes, it’s true I’m holding myself together with my telekinesis so that my illness doesn’t consume me. But I wouldn’t want to get rid of it because it’s part of me. It’s as much a part of me as my mutant powers. Also, there are some benefits to it and I’m determined to exploit them.
But no, you do not want the Techno-Organic Virus. Trust me on that one. I’m in a constant state of tug of war with my body and I have telekinesis to help. And then there’s the constant agonising pain. And the hundreds of pounds of metal I have to lug around. It’s not worth it.
Also, if you want to worship me as a God, please don’t. I’ve had enough of that in my life. I’m just an average “messiah” with a Techno-Organic Virus who carries around a big gun.
Thanks for today, please for tomorrow.
In a relationship with @merc-with-a-mouth-69 in an AU - tagged #Earth 1291
