Monsters

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

all tentacle sex is yuri btw. that's why she's laying eggs in you

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

Don’t get me pregnant for realzies but you have to cum in me unprotected a dozen times while telling me to get pregnant. And pregnant with a whole litter because you’re a big scary werewolf.

maybe…i Dont love titties….

april fool

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

Magic of tumblr,

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

laying an egg hard and loud

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography