why don't you bare your fangs a little, LOVELY YOU!

fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal

the thing about how the general understanding held by society is that pokemon can't consent, which makes it illegal to fuck them, is that if your pokemon comes on to you there's really sort of nothing you can do about it. you can't tell anyone. you have to go to urgent care and pretend those injuries are something else because you can't be honest with the doctor about what happened to you

even if you avoid their workplace, off-duty pokemon center employees can clock you on sight because they know EXACTLY what a wound from a Houndoom's Crunch attack looks like and there aren't a lot of good reasons to have it on your shoulder while you're limping to the ER (or worse, trying to figure out how you're gonna explain to Planned Parenthood that you're there to get an egg aborted and you're not even sure which Pokémon it is)

repeatedly kissing that tgirl until she passes out and/or pisses her pants.

fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal

the thing about how the general understanding held by society is that pokemon can't consent, which makes it illegal to fuck them, is that if your pokemon comes on to you there's really sort of nothing you can do about it. you can't tell anyone. you have to go to urgent care and pretend those injuries are something else because you can't be honest with the doctor about what happened to you

the emotionally drained girl would like to go "awawa" with you

@rosecolored-moon

hey do u wanna jerk off together. as friends

@rosecolored-moon

aftercare is great because a tgirl can literally empty her entire supply of semen inside of you and thirty minutes later you’re in the line at dairy queen asking for what flavor of blizzard she prefers.

btw if you have ever fantasized about me you have to tell me exactly what happened. in excrutiating detail. no you dont have a choice.