Hello Vextis Speaking

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

b e g o n e, HOT

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

me when i’m drunk

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

Accidental crocodiles lol

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

I done this once… 💪🏽 Always willing to help our little homies out… 🌷🌼🌻🐝

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