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fuckyeahdavidandyonatan

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

fuckyeahdavidandyonatan

Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi

oddbookreport

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tulipfemme-deactivated20240718

having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore

tyrannosaurus-rex

forensics-and-wands

theblob1958

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

thumperdaetime

me (scared & alone) out in the wider world trying to broaden my horizons:

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valtsv

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

valtsv

on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury

valtsv

it went that way 👉

animate-mush

It's because the dis- prefix in English carries a strong sense of undoing or reversal, whereas mis- means to do badly

So if my keys are misplaced that means I put them in the wrong spot, but if they are displaced it means someone else moved them from where they were supposed to be.

There's a lot of dis- words for bodyparts! Dislocate, dismember, disarticulate - if a corpse is disarticulated that means it's all jumbled up and torn apart. If it's misarticulated you put it together wrong in the first place (and your name is Victor Frankenstein).

....a better minimal pair would have been disassembled (taken apart) vs misassembled (put together wrong) wouldn't it

lasrina

The existence of the word "misadventure" (unfortunate event happening to you, typically of your own doing) implies the existence of "disadventure" (unfortunate event of someone else's doing) and I'll be bringing this into my vocabulary for situations where other people's mistakes have become my problem.

anneemay

obeliskandmetronome

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212

“The Flinch” by Julien Smith

koko-mochi

I was talking to my dad about renewable energy and he was like “the only problem with solar farms is they take up so much space.”

And it made me think about a city and how much sun exposure all the rooftops in a city get and…why not just make the city it’s own solar farm by putting solar panels on every rooftop?

solar-sunnyside-up

There actually some really cool set ups for solar farms! Here's some examples

^^solar dunes and floating flowers!!

^^I'd personally replace this with a train line instead of a highway but yk

^^And hopefully this close to what your thinking off as well

unashamedly-enthusiastic

icaruspendragon

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

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nat-20s

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

greelin

“what about the logical explanation of this” you want to talk about logic? rationality? biological sense? When it comes to vampires? be so fucking serious right now

greelin

think with your heart and penis like the rest of us or get out. I don’t have time for this

victusinveritas

greeniery

“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

scryforstars

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

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pocchi-poket

If my wife handed me my ass in combat and then kissed me after pointing a katana at my throat, I would recognize the gesture as the peak of romance it is and would fall even more in love with her. Rip to that guy Mizu married for like a year but I'm different.

unalivejournal

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

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