Haha, nope

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.