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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

'was the grink there?' energy

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

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woah mama you don’t know what you’ve started

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Okay, here’s an interesting question. What hobbies do you guys have that wouldn’t be apparent from your online presence? Like something you spend a lot of time doing or thinking about beyond whatever you post on your blog.

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice