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??? we love fat tummies here idiot

it also makes me doubt how happy they actually are with having the kids why do you feel the need to broadcast you've changed your mind and are happy now just be happy no need to be a missionary for making more babies those are not yours chill

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all