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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#sylvester the cat is trying to kill me #and I'm being protected by will smith #im pretty sure the fresh prince can handle toon force

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

catgirltitties

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madamechan1

I'm dead 💀

viralfrog

analog-television

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

bace-jeleren

batterbees

bob-artist

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

mothgirlballs

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

theygender

tlirsgender

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

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rumwik

(smack smack smack smack)

official-german-puns

Ich hab 99 Probleme und keines davon ist ein Luftballon.

kawareo

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

kawareo

The tumblr scare of 2026

dogpuppy

powerchairpunk

you’re in his dms? okay, well, im on top of him. we’re not fucking he just likes the pressure

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redfagdiver

Does this to you

dogpuppy

#apologize to him right now

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