About to be flamboyantly stupid

You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

thinking about Cupsy☆Yummy

playing across from a tough coolguy with an edgy deck and he goes "I use this effect to destroy your monster" and I go "which one" and he goes "you only have one" and i go "you have to tell me what you're targeting" and he goes "that one" and i go "say it" and he, visibly sweating, goes "c....cupsy. yummy." and i go "wrong that's not what it's called" "wha--" "it's Cupsy☆Yummy" and he goes "how did you do that with your mouth"

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

that’s her. the Task Manager

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you