jules, langblr (of sorts)

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

"Maul- und Klauenseuche" wäre auch ein super Bandname für irgend so ne veranzte Punk-Band aus Oberniederpimmeldorf

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

ich höre gerne g-pop und hitte ihren g-spot. bei zu viel gin wird g-kotzt. meine haare, die sind g-lockt. krasse #bars werden g-dropt.

how do you even start to explain the sheer stupidity of the whole whale drama going on in germany right now

"let's throw a dying whale into the ocean because we hate science and also vaccines"

Jetzt wo Rumänien Dashcon 2 macht, können wir auch irgendwie deutsche Dashcon 2 machen?

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase