Ex astris, scientia

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

And where was strong as fuck ice mummy yesterday, when the mercury hit 32c. Not so strong as fuck it seems.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

ate one of the berries from the bushes in the woods just a short way outside the monastery and had a terrifying dream of something called 'microsoft authenticator'. it was a great drooling beast; it was a shadow over the people, looming from above, snarling sometimes so that they would remember it was there. i believe it may have been the footman of satan himself. i woke up in the infirmary sweating and shaking

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer