Please Don't Call Me Elsmaster

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.

i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

happy pride month to this post specifically

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

"American Psycho is misogynist" were you under the impression going into this movie that you were supposed to be on the side of the rich guy that murders people? like if all you took away from that book/movie was "the writer thinks killing and beating women is cool" i think you need to go back to the 5th grade.

Its almost like in order to satirize and criticize something bad you need to depict it in the work!!! insane concept, i know