♡ Astrid ♡

I FUCKING LOVE VANILLA WAFER COOKIES

be a good banana pudding for me.... i know you want to be stripped of your peel and mix with vanilla wafer cookie. you will be such a yummy treat for me. we pill put you in a glass then serve you nice and cool.

Me and vanilla wafers are a dangerous thing

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

gameoverse seems fun enough. but the cynical feminist in me can't help herself. all the male characters are like, cartoon blobs, which is contrasted strongly by the two major female characters in this pilot, both of whom are hour-glass shaped humanoid women who spend most of their screentime in swimsuits. and like that's not an outright dealbreaker but i *am* staring into the camera with my eyebrows raised.

idk i'm getting really tired of this "connecticut clark and malfina" type shit where male characters get to be Silly Abstract Little Guys but women have to be women shaped. it's this male-as-default thing that i hate where you don't need to add anything to a character design to imply male-ness but the woman better have wide hips and booba or else yknow like idk it's not outright Offensive but it is tiring

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

Also skinny feels like shit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Okay yayyy got a peacock miraculous me :) now I have to pick a name.... I'm considering Azure Angel.. hehe.... but that might be a bit much. So I dunno.it woulllddddd fit her design.. she's got this kinda smug goddess look to her but also like four syllables is a lot for what's supposes to be a super hero/villain(im undecided but also evil is way sexier for her look so she's probably evil)(also the history of the peacock.i will be making butterfly miraculous me evil too btw) angel is a fun name for a villainnnnstill though .. well.you know me. I will be rolling this around in my head for just a minute