In Varietate Concordia

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

dei cubiculum quondam intravi dum me non exspectaret et ad pedem cubilis orans genuit. qf. cui orabat ..?

this is good because maybe there are medieval priests who wanna read this one

hit gelamp sume dæge þæt ic ga in godes rom þa he ne min wende and he cneowlode æt his beddes fet him gebiddende. þf. to hwam gebæd..?

motherfucker stop translating my post into the common vernacular and distributing it out to the peasantry

It's funny because there was a historical period where photographic evidence was generally considered reliable and that period is over.

because they clearly are? use your damn eyeballs

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

puts my finger in your mouth

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