worldwide victim

adulthood involves green bell peppers in some way I think

idk what 25-30+ year olds need to hear this but 10 years ago was 2016, not 2006. the switch almost 10 years old. the ds is over 20 years old

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Me and my buddy got jumped by Foster the People

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels