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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Kitties in the Garden. A little gift I made for a friend of her little visitors.
Scooping him
And also
#is this a sheep herding dragon
No a sheep hoarding dragon
I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING
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It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg
what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website
Your loss if you can’t appreciate the subtle mathematical humor of OP’s dank memes.
two cups water one cup rice
makes a treat that's very nice
rice for me and rice for you
rice to eat with bowl of stew
rice: a wholesome staple crop
i will eat rice until i drop
rice pairs well with veg and meat
i think that rice is pretty neat

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing
they’re just vibing yknow?
porcupines do this too :)
i have excellent news about the manul cat
Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.
I am porcupine.
Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh
Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:
Beautiful poetry can move us all in unexpected ways

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Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.
Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.
Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.
I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.
I JUST REMEMBERED
BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT
JACUZZI SPLOT
There are 3 kinds of tags on this post
Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”
HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition
Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me
CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????
QUATTRO
W H A T
Look, I know I talk about Dragon Ball a lot lately, it’s just what I’ve been watching, but this seems like a perfect opportunity to mention that in the Manga and the Japanese language anime, Bulma’s name is Buruma, which translates to “bloomers”
Her parents are named “Dr. Brief” and “Bikini” and her sister’s name is “Tights”
Bulma is somehow the only one that got “mistranslated” quite strategically for the various English language versions.
you’re not gonna talk about Trunks…?
I’m not gonna talk about Trunks.
They named their second kid BRA for fucks sake!
I see so many prankers go way too far, ending up harming people, but this one, this is an innocent good prank 😌
It's a Potato