Cow Cow's Ambition

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

recently saw the username "orthodox ronin 1389" and have been having fun imagining what this character would get up to

Defeating cave demons so the anchorites have a place to stay

it's important to note that 1389 is the date of the battle of kosovo so i imagine he also has a mishima-esque relationship to serbian nationalism. joins the student protests to kill himself.

This could be big

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s