Cow Cow's Ambition

i am genuinely so curious as to what went into the skyrim design choice that, when enemies are low health, they beg for their lives…but if you leave them, they just get straight back up again and start killing you

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

recently saw the username "orthodox ronin 1389" and have been having fun imagining what this character would get up to

Defeating cave demons so the anchorites have a place to stay

it's important to note that 1389 is the date of the battle of kosovo so i imagine he also has a mishima-esque relationship to serbian nationalism. joins the student protests to kill himself.

This could be big

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written