So... You're still here

Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and suddenly I am in awe of being alive.

*in Steve Irwin’s voice* Crikey! Usually I would recommend hesitation in handling strange reptiles but this one? I’d wrestle with this tasty bloke any day of the week!

CHOCODILE!!!

@saxhleel

King Shit

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

just once i want her to win

this is what having cave access from your house in minecraft is like

#is this a sheep herding dragon

No a sheep hoarding dragon

I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING

Thank you SO much for that addition. It would have drove me batty.

goddammit 

For an animal with an average land speed of four inches a minute that only comes down the tree every couple weeks to shit, it’s kinda sweet to see mama haul ass at the heart-stopping rate of “fatigued elderly woman forgot her receipt”

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

Why would they speak spanish in europe

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

dance that makes you bigger

to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy

You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”