Good Morning, Desert Bluffs!

manifesting a world where everyone uses halloween as an excuse to learn how to sew and/or to get creative with the clothes they already own instead of going down to party city to buy the cheapest possible plastic slop to wear for three hours then toss in the dump

absolutely enthralled by the idea that for turkeys, "investigate pretty shiny object" is a more innate instinct than "drink water to survive." Truly i may be a turkey at heart

If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

Oh my god??? This is so lovely???

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

PRESS Ⓑ TO BE WANTED AND LOVED

PRESS Ⓧ TO RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

PRESS Ⓨ TO FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

you can be cis and give yourself other pronouns too. you can be a woman who's he/him and entirely femme. who cares. Literally who cares