123456 Pokemon!

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

World Heritage Post

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

that's less terrifying than pinecones with cordyceps, which is what I first thought I was looking at

Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)

This is still so charming!

for 87 years that girl did Not Stop Talking and that is Why Her Wife Loved Her

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald