every nightmare is a caged bird...

The cat starts a meth war between a tribe of goblins and their lama drug dealers, all in the service of committing her first (of many) war crimes.

The alcoholic mentor is a bird but is also a rat man and toad and hot motherfucker and the ugliest motherfucker you’ve ever seen

Said alcoholic mentor has beef with big tiddy crab Oprah. Big tiddy crab Oprah knows about this beef, and feels guilty for it

The dungeon itself has a very obvious thing for the gruff dad, and keeps him barefoot and in toe rings for murderation and smooshing purposes

The cat has a signature cocktail she drinks while dancing at the penis parade, a male strip club

The cat commits a war crime of such incredible magnitude she can no longer make biscuits without wearing protection

The cat gets a god’s attention by shouting “HEY! DICKLESS!” In the strongest autotune you’ve ever heard

You will cry. Full stop.

Tony the Tiger has a beanie baby collection, this makes him threatening

Carl vomits worms because he thought the main character of a telenovella was too hot

Explosions

The indomitable human spirit