I Would Prefer Not To

genuinely came on tumblr to see if someone clipped this bit so I can save it

my couchsona

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

man I hate this fuckass country so much

reblog if you hate your country

can someone post cid banana

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

yes

Absolutely!

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

Makes potion of deliciousness