this is the land of no braincells

not they doing the 'couple private walk' thing bfr

Talia said I can enable patricide but I draw the line at looking like shit while you're doing it

What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

fairness and equal treatment for catboys

fuck like a green onion

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

(source: Wikipedia)

@mikkeneko

oh my god??

The Yellow River cares. Deeply. About you, specifically. And your death. And being the cause of it. It notices you and your intentions. You've been warned. Exercise your hubris accordingly.

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

“Can’t I just. Take pictures of the bats or something? Y’know. Less dangerous?” “We’re suspending over acid, Peter. That’s barely even life threatening.”

It's called investigative journalism, Peter

He can’t help but feel proud. Based on this post.