Our Radiants need more hugs and snuggles. But many of them are Alethi/Vorin and for some reason they don't do hugs. I have a solution, though.
So first, Hoid (and Vasher, too, if he's in a snuggly mood, but that's unlikely) will get a bunch of soft, heavy blankets.
Next, he will Awaken each of them with the Command, "snuggle when you're thrown."
Then, throw the blankets at unsuspecting Radiants.
(Running away giggling like a little child is optional.)
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