Funtxn

Your wife stopped by and brought me dessert

Just like your wife wasn’t satisfied at home turns out her mother isn’t either. Luckily I’m kind enough to keep the family secrets and take care of them both. Shhhhh don’t tell your wife, you know how jealous she gets when other women flirt with me at your parties!

St John USVI

I told your wife I would take her out for some adventure and exploring today on the boat. I’m about to take her to one of my favorite secluded beaches. Let me guess, she’s never had sex on the beach? That’s about to change. Don’t wait up I’ll probably send her home tomorrow buddy.

Do you like the new lingerie I picked out for your wife? She loves it

We are so glad we invited your wife over so she wouldn’t be lonely at home without you. We are just getting started with her and oh by the way I turned her phone off and she’s quite drunk and stoned

🔥👍

When I met your parents at the party at your place last weekend did you notice how much time your mom and I spent together chatting? I figured that since you were a spitting image of your dad that he probably wasn’t handling your mom properly like you and your wife. I was right!

Your wife will be home soon, make sure to kiss her and tell her how much you love her!

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I’ll bring her home tomorrow

My wife is really taking a liking to your wife’s tongue, we will send her home tomorrow most likely

I’m pretty sure your wife is going to be spending the night, I’m not a two minute man like she’s told me you are

We are having a great time with your wife, thanks for letting her come, remember she’s going to be tired when she gets home.

Hey, I needed to borrow your belt, don’t be mad your wife gave it to me

Looks like your sister is as slutty as your wife and I get to enjoy both of them now

I know it’s early and we haven’t even gone out as she just got here but I’m just gonna have her spend the night, no way I’ll be able to give your wife back until tomorrow morning