It's something

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

you are just like computer file i delete you

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones