some fandom stuff and other randomness

Suburbs are definitely bad and you should take care to protect yourself but I’d be lying if I said peeling my skin off wasn’t fun

Sunburns.

“Christ is king,” I say, in an anti-monarchy, anti-authoritarian sense, because Jesus Christ is the only man who should be king.

Scientists didn’t know. It should be “Scientists just found out”

I....I want clothes made out of those colors. They don't hurt my brain!

THIS. Every damn botanist I know, including myself, is at the least tangentially interested in fiber arts and indigenous methods behind things like that. Scientists have hobbies and we're all goddamn nerds so a lot of those hobbies are more niche. The anti-intellectualism is insane. I swear half of y'all think scientists are all evil cackling old men devoted to holding up colonial power systems. The work done by Dr. MacMillan is crazy cool and should be celebrated

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, imma still bring a book though

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

HELL YEAH

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

told my friend about my Epic Mental Health hack (Simply Go to The Woods for a Few Hours) and now whenever I’m feeling sad she’s like oh have you tried running away to the woods? as though i am an arthurian knight experiencing a bout of madness