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you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

it's friday, im in love

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

without arts & crafts we are in hell

with arts & crafts the hell is of our own making

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

theyre making another movie

I won’t let them.

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.

djs should face constant threat of elimination when they’re dj’ing. they should be standing on a trapdoor and everyone in the audience should get a little clicker with a button and if enough people press the button the trapdoor opens sending the dj tumbling into a purgatorial abyss. no more tyranny of the dj. let the people have a say

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh