Avowed Inframaterialist

Like I feel insane at how often I have to screenshot my OWN POST, HIGHLIGHT THE RELEVANT SENTENCE, and reblog while going "Read this again but slowly." Why the fuck are you commenting if you're gonna be like "Okay so admittedly, did not read this." Do what every adult does on this site and like the post while lying to yourself that you'll return to it to read it more carefully later and then forget it exists

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

people really do just say "well I've never seen this issue before" and think it's a good argument

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

guy that needed to get blasted with 70 citations of kris's pronouns to stop calling them a boy voice: "ummm using she/her for ralsei is literally misgendering? I thought you guys were progressive but I guess you just can't handle the world's Real most oppressed minority: cisgender feminine men"

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?