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theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

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Ah yes, my random return to this weird-ass fossil of a website, hello.

I do some streaming now to fill up the dead hours in which I would likely be doing absolutely nothing with otherwise.

twitch.tv/redsageowo

#vtuber

babyanimalgifs

Porcupine wants to say hello

(Source)

depsidase

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

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sinbadism

this mans life has been torn apart

deathclawkillsquad-deactivated2

Hahahahahahahaha

finnichang

what if it was zelda, the barbarian queen of the wild…?

artist info: @FinniChang Instagram | Twitter

floccinaucinihilipilificationa

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

thantos1991

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

cosmicbumfights

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

messiambrandybuck

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

beenovel

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

messiambrandybuck

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

beenovel

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

messiambrandybuck

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

beenovel

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

blueberryrock

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

beenovel

WHAT

messiambrandybuck

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

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doodleofboredom

*blep*

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jocelin carmes

bhujhe

prokopetz

The reason nobody knows how to drive properly is because a society in which knowing how to safely operate heavy machinery is considered a basic prerequisite for holding employment or participating in public life is objectively deranged.

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