Am I smart? no. Am I funny? also no

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

i will never experience this beuty

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

When did i rise

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

kier starmer is the PM equivalent of the guy in the mobile game ads who keeps sending his +56 army through the x2 gate instead of the +250 gate

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

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