i draw

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without this post, undertale wouldn’t exist

I had to look this up because I always thought these cards came out after the game (That’s when i first saw it) but no this post really is over 6 years old, predates even Undertale by years

beautiful

ID: a colored comic with tenna and kris from dr. tenna looks around a corner in worry, at kris, who has red scribbles and stars around them. as they cry, tenna calls their name. he finally reaches them. tenna: "there you are! i-ive been looking for you." he picks up kris. "lets go somewhere quiet!" he sets kris down on the couch. "asriel isnt home yet, right?" kris shakes their head: "mommy a-and d-daddy--" tenna pulls out a handkerchief: "oh i know kris..." he wipes way their tears. "say--why dont we watch your favorite cartoon while we wait for asriel?" an image of kris watching the tv, the image cutting through their turmoil. tenna says "it should be calmer by then..." end ID

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing