Artemis Cruz

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I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

I have a leg of lamb in the fridge and am willing to guess what those measurements are supposed to be.

i’m so done

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

Congrats buddy, that's the worst anyone'd ever done it?

Avatar AU where Aang wakes up like 3 days before Sozin's Comet returns and he has to speedrun the entire series.

Zuko's redemption stat and hair stat are tied to the same variable, so if you put the right wig on him he becomes automatically redeemed.

Toph's Earthbending allows for ample sequence breaks. If you create a ramp next to the Ba Sing Se wall you could launch yourself straight into the season 2 finale.

Unfortunately you have to complete Bato of the Water Tribe because otherwise June won't appear in the finale, softlocking from you beating the Fire Nation.

It's not actually necessary; but everyone always stops at the southern air temple to pick up Momo. It's become a tradition, where the speed runs are automatically invalidated if you didn't get him.

If I see you doing a Momoless run I’m unsubscribing.

Look it's called Any%. Momo% is it's own sub category, which is just how fast you can get Momo, and FullMomo% is Any% but you have to pick up Momo AND do all of the mini-game sections with him.

ARROW CAPACITY KILLED ME

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

Made the worst brownies ever created just now