Random Fandom Crap

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

Carguys and horsegirls are similar to me. They're related. Cousin species. Important to note that neither are gender locked; for example, many horsegirls are cowboys. A carguy is often a butch lesbian. And so on

The unifying factor is being best friends with your mode of transportation. Getting a little autistic about it. Loving that beast so much it makes people think you're weird. Geralt of Rivia is a horsegirl. Kim Kitsuragi is a carguy. You understand

Today marks 77 years since the liberation of Auschwitz, so I thought I would reblog this again, because I think it's important.

I could write a short horror story based off this

What are you talking about? This is a short horror story.

it cracks me up every time some pissy radfem girlie comes into my inbox being like “ur just a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!” as if that’s gonna affect my life in the slightest. some 17 yr old in conneticut thinking i’m a straight woman isn’t gonna stop gay dudes from wanting to fuck me or calling my bottom growth a cock or begging me to top them. like i am truly sorry but gay sex will always be a stronger force in the world than transphobia.

every time a radfem whines in my inbox abt me being a gay man i gain another cm of bottom growth

Damn, your dick must be long as hell.

radfems funding my diy bottom surgery

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash

“but what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after i set a boundary” easy peasy! that is not your friend. hope this helps