media monster

number one hobby is CRYING AT MEDIA number two hobby is LOVING THE WORLD

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

"my wife and I saw you from across the lake and we think your vibes are rancid"

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me