it's just rock n roll it's not that serious

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

Delusional goodday preppers have been buying beautiful candles from the shops for when the world is beautiful