the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old

maybe I just deserve it or something. or maybe I'm cursed. those are my two current theories. leaning towards the former

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

this’ll be in the far future, but one day I do want to write a hetslop book